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“再也不相信愛情了”史上最強翻譯2014.07.30

“我再也不相信愛情了”這個句式在網上廣為流傳,誰和誰分手了,誰和誰沒有在一起,誰死了誰還活著,聽到這樣的消息,我們都可以發出“再也不相信愛情了”這樣的感慨。不禁要問,一生中要經歷幾次對愛的懷疑,才能找到真愛的棲息地…… 話不多說 請看:

正常版:I will never ever believe in love. 四六級作文高分版:Never will I believe in love any more. (倒裝句!拿分重點啊有木有!覺得四六級要杯具了的同學請來此尋求安慰和辦法。 【注】:大家注意never提到句首的時候,句子要用倒裝哦~

托福版:I'd rather die than believe in love. 【注】rather do sth. than do sth.:與其……不如……

谷歌機翻版:I do not believe love is the.(←谷歌你坑爹大了!

莎翁版:Oh love, never shall I believe in thee! 【注】:thee,古英語,第二人稱單數賓格形式

Rap版:Yo yo yo check it out~Say love ain't worth it, don't cha ever believe it, boy ya tryin' get it, but I don't give a damn ab0ut it~yo boy~ 【注】:give a damn ab0ut sth. 在意,重視

GRE版:The one thing that I had put my faith in has now been proven not worth it, therefore I declare myself free from this unconvincing affection commonly known as Love. 【注】:無敵長句……

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